So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

graceless-fallen-angel:

anangelandhistractor:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

image

Dirt

image

Funeral Home

image

Weed

image

Grass

image

Holy Water

image

Laundromat

image

Leather

image

New Zealand 

image

Play-Doh 

image

Wet Garden

image

Tomato

image

Suntan Lotion

image

Sex on the Beach

image

Riding Crop

image

Soap

image

And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

mine already does

did somebody say holy water?

image

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.

What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)